Room for two bags of clubs and a 6-foot middle-aged body is hardly telling boomers to “go f themselves.” They even get the door sills low for ingress/egress. The C8 has boomer written all over it. 

Once the cam sensors go, it’s time to sell.

Do the under-hood plastics get brittle like early-aughts Infinitis?

Is there a Top Speed button?

I would prefer these imaginary 1M citizens ignore Area 51 and instead mass along our southern border. 

White trash story red flags:

Elon was visionary regarding EV tech. Unfortunately, he was wearing blinders to Big Auto bearing down on his market niche. Software tweaks and easter eggs will not save the brand.

Methinks you’ve been Kinja’d. 

Behold the future of “Meh Cars Monday.”

When someone asks me when I’ll sell my Vette, I tell them I can’t yet because the value just bottomed out. 

As I recall, Ford shunned bailout money and paid off their loans years ago. 

All the more reason to allow time develop a competitive vehicle. You can electrify any car, Elon and Neil Young proved that years ago. It takes time and money to get it right

This article is as effective as yelling at clouds. 

If Lotus made an EV, would they call it the Elan Musk?

I think the bigger problem is Jalopnik’s penchant for aggregating YouTube vids and passing it off as content. Original reporting seems to be getting thinner and thinner.

Was it the Flying Dutchman?

I don’t care what anyone says or thinks. It’s a freakin’ mid-engine Corvette and that’s good enough for me!!

Autopilot

Wow, I really hope that old lady you enjoy terrorizing doesn’t shove her walking cane through your spokes.

First of all, I didn’t say killed. I said “taken down,” as in struck down, by cyclists. Only an imbecile, no offense, would consider a bicycle a lethal weapon.