My neighbor drove a Freelander and it spent as much time in the shop as his wife’s XK-R.

The Prince does not care about your opinion in his choice of transportation.

In the words of Cardi B, “Leave me alone or I will dog walk you>”

Is the steering wheel trimmed in whale penis?

But is it faster than James May in an Exorcist?

https://gfycat.com/measlybeneficialgourami

I took drivers’ ed in the 70’s which meant I watched “educational” films from the 60’s. I recall the most disturbing move was “Blood on the Highway” which depicted our nation’s roads as nothing but an abattoir of death and dismemberment.

Bentley-German

Implying the British have an auto industry. 

I need to know when you’re kidding. 

No turn signal indicators on the hood. Fail. 

Either that or it’s an omen...

Does Jalopnik use 50 shades of

The driver was overheard saying “If he dies, he dies.”

I still don’t understand how this points to Russian collusion.

Is the engine still mounted sideways?

100 milliseconds? Meh. I can shift gears in less than 50 milliseconds.

meh

Last-gen Infiniti Q45?

That was the name of my college band.