So it’s open to traffic, the the post says. 

Did you get drunk on Crown Royal before you rode in the Crown Royal?

Most readers are wise to these schemes, but I’m glad you’re looking out for the gullible few. 

Ray Donovan told his new boss he needed a decent car. He got a CT6. CT6=decent car. 

Does the Rondo have electrolytes?

The energy drink from Idiocracy?

Don’t forget the “You wouldn’t understand” stickers. 

Rob, did you giggle or merely chortle as you wrote this post?

I hate it AND it’s not a real Bronco. 

Transverse engine, looks like a previous, far more popular SUV...where have I seen this before?

It was a diversion so they could something far more valuable. David Tracy’s postal Jeep. 

Shooting brakes? Citation required. 

Ever notice why all of these are one-offs?  There’s a reason for that. 

I can’t visualize this thing dicing it up against Alfas and Maseratis. 

Does it have the Kent motor or the later 2.3?

The tech needed to make sure the airbags worked at 90 mph. It just good quality control. 

The Ford AMC AMX.  

That’s what she said. 

Happens in every state alas. Jalopnik should produce a PSA. 

DeNiro shouldn’t have had a loaded rifle in his trunk. Do cops keep loaded assault rifles handy?