VW Type 4! A 412, to be specific.

You’re a peach.

You’re a piece of shit, you glorious bastard you! I almost fell for it. ALMOST.

I freaking love you Torch. We lost a serious treasure when you moved away from California. You are welcome back anytime, you can even sleep in my backyard.

Ah yes. I remember my parents driving me to the arcade in one of these and handing me a few kopek to play Ulak-Tartysh.

Let me get that reference for you.

• Subway Jalapeño 250 powered by Coca-Cola

THE PORNHUB 500: COME FIRST, AND COME REGULARLY

CROWN ROYAL PRESENTS THE ‘YOUR HEROES NAME HERE’ 400

Does AARP ship you those rose colored glasses for free?

There you go Patrick.

Bronzo Magnetico

This should absolutely be a real thing. Won’t be distracting at all!

To make this even more gaudy, it should be animated. It runs based on the speed you’re driving.

They’re floor mats.

I know I’m not answering the question exactly, but I can’t resist:

V4