Start your midlife crisis early.

Can’t believe nobody’s mentioned this, and maybe I’m wrong, but hear me out:

Hi there

It’s hard to beat a Honda Fit sport. They handle well, have a ton of room. Miata quick. Available 6 speed.

It’s almost like some people didn’t read the article before commenting...

If you’re looking for “cool”,  a 92 camaro is where it’s at:

I stole it, so I guess I can’t say shit if you liberate it from me. 

This is glorious and I will be unabashedly stealing it for my own use in the future.

Even a crackhead like Gollum wouldn’t buy this thing.

Hon-duh

Nope nope nope

Poor Ford GT.

I mean we should do a Go Fund Me so that Jalopnik can have it as a staff car.  That would make more sense.  At least turn it into some blogs.

Just print the damn thing!

It this isn’t #COTD I’m going to dust off my coding skills and create an extension to block you. with blackjack and hookers!

ENHANCE!

You are a wizard of details.

OH oh! Maybe Audi can sue next?