Ugh you just described a basic bitch’s memories of the 90s.

How to fix Nascar: Go back to stock cars. A Charger SRT8, Ford Taurus SHO, and Chevy SS battle. Cars are stock except for safety equipment, tires/wheels, brake pad material/brake fuild/ stainless flexible lines, exhaust, suspension may be fully adjustable, and glass.

I own a Cayman and I’m ok with the swap.

There will undoubtedly be at least one owner who will take it out, throw slicks on it and throw it sideways around a famous track somewhere while someone with a camera records it. There is always one. Lets just hope it’s an actual race car driver or someone like Chris Harris behind the wheel instead of some nameless…

The Almighty JC needed to be taken down a peg. He had, quite simply, gotten out of control, and honestly, I think the humiliation he endured was probably rather good for him.

wait until the saudi drift videos show up with one of these things doing 700 barrel rolls into a sand dune at 190 mph with the lifeless corpses of 4 ultrawealthy oil barrons jettisoning in all directions.

No, the most obnoxious luxury car is an almost-base Mercedes Benz CLA250, with the only option chosen being the illuminated star.

It’s a crappy point. It looks terrible.

The key to happily owning a Corvette is not engaging with the community. They’re all waxers. There are late model Corvettes kicking ass and taking names at drag strips and road courses across the US every single weekend of the year. People who actually use more than 10% of their car’s capabilities don't seem to have a…

Actually, I think his life will be great now;he will never,ever lose an argument going forward:

You speed up to 30MPH and brake. Problem solved.

Karma indeed. I know I shouldn’t laugh at the misfortune of my fellow man, but this was kinda satisfying.

Please go spew your political rhetoric on the other Gawker pages. This is an auto enthusiast site. If we wanted to read media bias, we see the links to the left.