You can’t call him vain for thinking the song is about him, if the song is really about him.

This is not just a Chi O thing. This is a most-sororities thing. Because sorority women must remain proper at all times, yaknow (same reason for a lot of houses being dry, while frat houses are disgusting beer-soaked dens of sin).

I'm gonna post this vine on my fb and all the asshats who say bad things about her will be culled from the friends list. I live in Texas, this may be an afternoon project. Love my FLOTUS

This is actually kind terrifying?

Pretty sure Bin Laden destroyed baseball by introducing “God Bless America” into the 7th inning stretch.

Melting cheese (like melting chocolate) is hard to do, and it’s hard to KEEP it melted, especially if you don’t want it scalded or burned. Velveeta and velveeta like products (or even those science experiments where you, basically, make a roue and add cheddar) are there for a REASON. And that reason is because you can…

Yeh I figured she used the “you’re a peach” instead of “be a peach”. One is kinda sweet, the other is patronizing as helllll.

But whether or not she wants kids, and whether or not it’s a valid point - do you really think she doesn’t know that her fertility decreases with age? 99.9% of women making these comments aren’t concerned, they just want to taunt someone by telling them they might get ‘punished’ for their choices.

This is second-semester Senior Obama and I’m here for it.

FOUR MORE YEARS!

You can tell he’s a great dad, both from how he interacts with kids in public and from his relationship with his own daughters. He seems so comfortable with them and genuinely caring.

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

ugh someone help me get this huge stupid grin off my face before my co-workers think I care about things.

Saw this yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. I keep asking people how this stunt is any different from that whole “Sharia Law” term that gets thrown about in horror by Christians. Isn’t that fear, in essence, a group of people holding the laws of their faith above the laws of the land?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Kim Davis’ understanding of religious freedom is seriously flawed. The marriage license only indicates that the couple has met the legal requirements to qualify for marriage. It does NOT confer religious acceptance of the marriage, so her religion isn’t being violated as far…

a football stadium shaped like that; how will men locate it?

If you see the word “Dick” in a headline with my byline, I can guarantee that what you will see is a quality dick post. I may be unsure of many things, but my ability to bring you the peen-related content you crave is not one of them.

You know, if they trimmed that tree a bit the whole thing would look bigger.

I'm pretty sure his picture is in the dictionary under "Goober". He just looks like a goober to me.

There's something very.....penile about his face.