"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."

Hey, can't prosecute them for their sincerely held religious beliefs, guys.

There is a reason that SAE has always been known by its true name- Same Assholes Everywhere

No, they probably wouldn't. Stranger abduction is exceedingly rare, I think the statistic is something like you'd have to leave you kid outside for over a million hours for it to happen. What would happen is that someone would call the cops, they'd call CPS and you'd be screwed.

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Don't get me wrong, I firmly believe that both sides lie on various issues. But my main problem with the lies of the GOP is that we've been running this country on a GOP platform for decades. We've been doing pretty much everything they want (sometimes by them taking such a ludicrously extreme position on the right…

I'll continue to vote for Democrats since, even though they fail to take on any sort of serious tax/economic issues, they'll at least fight for equal civil rights for the more disenfranchised groups. But I just cannot understand the mass brainwashing that is the GOP. Less taxes? Less unions? Less abortions? We've…

Sometimes you wouldn't know we're an exceptional nation by listening to the left. They describe us as a nation divided on lines of gender and race and class. But Americans know we're exceptional.

And that's my cue to nope the fuck out.

I died reading this. My office roommate is on an important conference call and I'm all cackling with tears running down my face in the background. Hashtag professionalism.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

I have a friend that lives in Maryland that thinks Scott Walker is the MAN, and hopes he will be president. I. Do. Not. Understand. He never answers questions in interviews, and talks around the issues. And, he had promised to bring 250,000 jobs to Wisconsin in his first run for governor. Not happening.... oh wait,…

OMG, the CPAC speech made my stomach hurt.

Same. He makes my blood boil.

I remember reading that Wisconsin's economy shrank every year of his first term - this, while the economy of every other state in the Union began growing again.

Yeah, I'm not sure why we don't spend more time emphasizing trades. There's so much emphasis on pushing kids into college, and not everyone is cut out for either higher education or working in an office. Shit, the esthetician in the office next door makes way more than me and she only spent 6 months in school. And…

1. I live in Wisconsin.

disastrously low voter turnout is my guess.

I hate this man. Seriously, what a fucking obnoxious child he is. Because when you ignore things, they just go away, right? When has the "I can't hear youuuuuu" tactic ever worked? That is something a child does. Real adults fucking take care of shit, even when it's uncomfortable and difficult. Yet this man thinks he…