It’s a shame punches don’t win baseball games.

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uh, he’s got a foot and a half of water in his house, pretty sure he’s worried about more than just his cars.

Hi, I’m a Red Sox fan and I don’t understand why you can’t write a blog post about a Red Sox player! Did you know about the Red Sox? If not, I’ll tell you about them because they are the team I like! Why is this article not about the Red Sox and players on the Red Sox? One in particular is young and having a very good…

Kinja: AV Club tested, troll approved

When did Syracuse get a team?

No one cares about your stupid BoSox.

your assignment is to go read the list of deadspin commenters of the year, might i suggest starting in 2012

I’m pretty sure Gawker media is mentioned. Those founding fathers more prescient slave owners.

You called out Breitbart in the title. This article’s going to have double the comments it has now in about four hours (bringing it to 16).

apart from the Coon thing

also born and raised in the south. confederate flag is a pathetic symbol to pathetic people. it’s synonymous with the racism that slavery, and those who fought to preserve it... lost. and then set out to systematically terrorize and murder black people... represent.

it’s not a rebel symbol. unless what you’re…

“people need to learn what the Confederate flag really stands for it doesn’t stand for slavery”

At this point I have a really weird relationship with this show. I find it slow, some episodes incredibly unapproachable, and the mythology has been like getting a semester final that exclusively covers the minutiae discussed in asides at the start of the year.

Get ready to go to jail. Honestly, unless the other person clearly starts it and it’s caught on tape or in front of credible witnesses, you’re both going to jail. We call it a fight, the law calls it assault.

If I’m going to be outside in the sun, I’m wearing a hat because it’s better than glopping zinc oxide on the bald spot and what’s thinning. If I’ve been wearing a hat and end up inside somewhere, the hat stays on because I’ll have hat hair with what’s left and what else am I supposed to do with it? Carry it around in…

Amy Schumer is not funny. Like, not at all. Also, did you go out of your way to find the most unflattering picture of her? If so, great work.

But I will take her over Sarah Silverman.

Why is her go-to retort always to post a semi-nude photo on her instagram with her diatribes, after she gets called out for being shitty?

And pretty much every time he finished second he got robbed.