You know how your sometimes fart so hard you feel a little wetness between your buttcheeks? That’s your post 

One blown PI call and one phantom roughing the passer kept us from Saints-Chiefs.

Dude, there’s 2700+ words before you even bring the prospect of advantage up! Some of us have jobs, you know.

I’m going to share my idea that I’ve sprinkled around a few times. Most people think it’s too radical, but I think it’s dope.

Okay man. I disagree that it was “phony”, considering the events he laid out that could/would happen are actually happening. 

Seems to me that Zach Lowe just had more foresight than you did. Which isn’t really a dig, he’s got more foresight than most.

Weren’t you mad online that Zach Lowe wrote an article about this very topic?

Please stop defending him in any way shape or form. There are no mitigating circumstances with child molestation. He was a scumbag predator whose deeds rest solely on his own shoulders. Of course he had help-but no one was forcing him to destroy these boys’ lives.

Never go anywhere they say “yinz.”

Dear people of younger generations,

Great that two-thirds of the voters oppose the funding. Maybe they should get their shit together and figure out how politics works. Not how it’s supposed to work, but how it actually does. Squeaky wheels and all that.

that phantom p.i. call on brady in the 4th was some high quality bullshit.  

This take is so hot my eyebrows wilted away to nothing. Somebody get me a sharpie.

He did. He really, really did.

So, Democrats running in Texas must refuse all oil & gas contributions, because of purity test expectations.

If it’s an unrealistic purity test to expect Texas politicians to refuse fossil fuel executives’ money, why did O’Rourke make a pledge to refuse fossil fuel executives’ money?

I *did* grow up watching him play.

Yeah, these are really bafflingly awful choices. Worse still they’re going to be used as examples by everyone making the case for why their local pretty good player should be in the HOF and we already have dopes arguing for Omar Vizquel. 

Harold Baines a HOF but not Kenny Lofton.

Sure, sure. 

HELL YEAH, HAROLD!!!!!!!!!!!!