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No thank you. I didn't really like playing video games on my watch the first time around.

This is so going to crash and burn. Wearing crap on your wrist that isn't a watch is a recurring fad that always exits the mainstream faster than than diarrhea from a cheap Indian restaurant.

I've been considering whether or not to invest the $350 necessary to add Apple to my arm since the Apple Watch was first announced last year. Right now I'm at the point where had Tim Cook announced they were on sale today I would have found the cash. Why? Partly for fitness, partly for being able to leave my iPhone

Years from now, people are just going to ask, "Why were people excited for watches when no one was wearing watches anymore?" The entire first point is basically garbage level gaming that no one with any actual standards should want to be a part of. "Shitbirding?" Are you kidding me? Jesus Christ, Kotaku, fire this

Bro... bro. It uses revolutionary metals such as stainless steel and aluminum. It's important stuff. Who wants this ugly trash:

I'm really sorry about your clothes and wine, but I almost wish you'd limited this story to just that first sentence.

What is the origin of that picture? Who is this person that likes Breaking Bad, but needs to pixelate a bong?

Who the fuck are the 3% of Democrats who trust Fox News the most? Strom Thurmond's mother?

Hey Badger... BADGER! Yo! I think someone wants to order a salad.

Personally I think it'd be alright to give Tebow another shot at the NFL. He definitely did win some games he appeared to have no business winning, he's a talented athlete, and throwing motions are in theory fixable. Is he really worse than Geno Smith or Christian Ponder? He could at least be useful as a backup, and

Okay, I've been dying to share this story, but as it's not food/dining related, I can't submit it to the column. But I figure some people around here will get a kick out of it anyway.

On the bright side, it looks like he's getting better at handling a stacked box.

720HD is terrible? Looked pretty good to me.

He really should stick around for the rebound. Why players choose to be stupid right after being amazing just for style points is beyond me.

you got your blacks confused...

I'm sure Roger Goodell threatened to nuke Ted Turner's house for featuring anything with a deflated ball.

I'm glad Deadspin is here to be my moral compass.

Ideally, Turner can pull Smith from all broadcasts. The guy is insufferable and managed to ruin All-Star Saturday night (along with equally awful Reggie Miller).

Kenny the Jet is just doing his Tom Brady impersonation.

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