He also should be a little higher on the hipness scale. Give it 2-3 years and half the league will be using the Spurs' current offense.

I'm sorry.... you had to change your brake pads every 1-2 weeks? Dear god... pretty sure a paper route can't cover that expense.

I tried to teach my brother in law how to change the oil in his truck. I told him it was very easy, even pointed out to him where to fill the oil, where the oil filter was, and where the drain plug was. I asked him if he got all of it, and he said "yup, pretty straight forward."

Hmmmm - I kept trying to add to my cart, and it just wouldn't. Now I no longer see the deal (I only see it offered by 3rd parties).

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To answer the headline, no, I do not use them properly, and yes, I am sure.

He was looking at the ball...

"If you practice proper oral care, mouth wash shouldn't totally be a necessity, but it can't hurt."

I recently read that, along with not using loofahs or washcloths, avoid rubbing down with the towel to dry, as it causes the same issues. They suggest either pat-drying or air-drying.

This might make me seem disgusting to some, but I don't use soap or shampoo unless I really get dirty, like if I had been working on my car. Haven't in a decade. I have sensitive skin and soaps tend to dry my skin out and give me rashes. I've never had a problem bathing/scrubbing with just water, nor with any…

For the past 6 months I've ditched the deodorant. Most days, I don't notice the difference. There have only been two days where I've had to apply and I'm very sensitive about my own smells. I certainly feel better about not putting the chemicals on.

FYI, you're kind of an entitled asshole. The reason many places ban perfume is because of people with allergies, asthma, or migraines. Perfume can trigger a hour or days long migraine for some people.

It looks like an actual awkward eighth-grader slipped in there at #7.

If I was Marchman, I'd call you out on that extra comma.

Chicago is an island amidst a sea of casseroles, even if you guys a) make a weird casserole and call it pizza, and b) put WAY too much shit on your hot dogs.

'90s NBA basketball was the best kind of basketball. No one will convince me otherwise.

Because ... that's representative of all or most Midwestern food? There is absolutely nothing that could be called gross in the West, Southwest, New England, Mid-Atlantic, South, etc.? Sue me but I don't think how Cracker Barrel cooks a steak necessarily says anything substantive about Midwestern food.

I was once in a "fancy" Chinese restaurant in Chicago for my birthday and they had just waxed the floors. EVERYONE was falling down. Servers, customers, everyone. It was bizarre and hilarious. The management was losing their minds over how many meals they were comping. I wiped out before I even got to my table. My…

His face looks like someone shining a black light on a rest stop toilet seat.