That doesn't even make sense. Being topical doesn't mean you are funny.

You should log off and go away.

Oh, no! How will TSN manage with only 149 ex-player analysts?

he might be leaking shit out of his asshole so maybe she's staring at that

Mistake #6 - Laughing at your own joke. It's even more of a mistake when your joke wasn't that funny.

I wouldn't bet on it.

A second-rounder and a conditional third-rounder? That seems like a high price to pay, but then again, maybe not. I'll have to mullet over.

I just think it kind of says a lot about a person if they're so easily influenced by the readership or viewership of a show or, in this case, website. And even if that's your knee-jerk reaction, you would think you would realise how irrational it is and try to judge the thing based on its own merit...

You know what, I like Ramsay. On Master Chef he seems pretty encouraging. Like when someone is failing and he goes and gives them a pep talk. Yeah he does the whole swearing and yelling thing, but you can see him be gentle with people who are really having an emotional time. Like this lady who was just crying and…

In case you were wondering (you weren't), Jagr has played in the NHL longer than the Panthers franchise.

"I vetoed Planned Parenthood funding five times out of the New Jersey budget."

Sadly, no matter how many times advocates and others let people know that Planned Parenthood does more than abortions, the other side will not listen.

Even sitting could be a gender issue, she showed. She ran clips of how male and female characters sit in Destiny, a game that imbues its heroes of either gender with the same capabilities. When the guy sits, he just sits, feet and butt on the ground, knees up. When the female character sits, she lays on the side of…

Bud Light is usually an extremely unacceptable choice when you know your very wealthy friend is picking up the tab, but if you're going to be involved in a murder, it's probably best to avoid bloating, so I'll excuse the faux pas in this instance.

You're promoting a brand that was the topic of a recent Gizmodo post titled "Why Is My Smart Home So Fucking Dumb?" in which these exact products were lambasted. Can the Kinja universe at least have some consistency on whether these products are unreliable & useless vs. "delightfully easy to control."

You're promoting a brand that was the topic of a recent Gizmodo post titled "Why Is My Smart Home So Fucking Dumb?"…

Quite frankly the original poster isn't good. I thought you guys had the same we have in France (which I really like):

At least we know that this isn't another Adrian Peterson-type situation because Hamilton has never been a switch hitter.

Nothing like wanting to be the TMZ of sports. A rush to the bottom how proud you guys must be. But I'm sure its about justice and getting the truth out and not just wanting clicks on your website. Fuck you guys really

We are all victims of a serious page clicks campaign.

To chug is to consume a large volume of beverage quickly, without pausing, in large gulps, as the talented and excellent Katie Nolan demonstrated.