The Raiders band has sucked for a while. First Mark Lindsay leaves, then Paul Revere dies. RIP big fella.

Holy fucking shit Wolf is a goddamn idiot here.

I read that second one and this is the first thing that came to mind:

I love how the patio diner throws a bread roll at the camera. Dude, the restaurant just got smoke bombed. Deal with it or EAT INSIDE.

I'd argue we really do need them, since apparently we can't trust men not to behave like predatory monsters.

I don't know. I met hundreds of men through the internet and was fine. But if I was dating nowadays I don't think I would drink out of anything but my own private flask, mad-eye moody style.

Or meet a stranger at a bar, meet a stranger at the library, meet a stranger at church...

doesn't that also describe online dating, too, though? or ... dating in general? what does the app have to do with it?

You know your life has hit an all time low when a guy who records episodes of The Price is Right on his phone feels justified in laughing at you.

OK folks, I actually watched this entire episode last week. He was intentionally losing and making completely ridiculous guesses the entire game (he was the first contestant to be called and never made it past that). Why I have no idea but it was very clear he had no desire to actually win anything on the show. So all…

whatever it does, it's doing it right now.

This criticism has been levied against the esteemed author on many an occasion. It is apparent that, having no other good means of communicating his subversive and edgy takes, he employs the contrived and distracting strikethrough tool like some amateur, cartoonish kinja user.

What is this affection with the strikethrough? It's annoying as fuck.

lol at drew pretending to listen to r&b or have a soul

What in the FUCK is gospel doing above jazz. It's immediately above jazz, so it's not like it was unintentional. Gospel music is dreadful and jazz is awesome.

Default = White Male. Only change default settings in case of emergency! There's no REASON for anybody to be indian, female, or any of those other interchangeable "Ohh All Right We'll Issue A Token" diversity checkboxes that spoil alllll the fun.

"Some of these other shows — My Brother and Me, Diego, and Legend of Korra — it's great that they're bringing diversity into it now. ... But you know those shows are not nearly as good as Ren and Stimpy, which was made by all white people!"

"That show is awkward because there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian."

OH HOLY GOD. How can anyone read that description and think anything other than "The man who wrote this is a sexual predator"?

dafuq