A joke working? In this economy?

I know. I can't even with that shit. Count me sorely disappointed when I got to that bit while listening to him on Spotify.

Garcon really got served there.

Media Members Stick Microphone in Face of Brash, Outspoken Athlete and Ask Him Questions. You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Actually it was his fault. Chancellor had the flats and Sherman had deep third. Sherman cheated up on the play because another receiver (Roberts I believe) was running a shallow post. Jackson ran right by him and Sherman couldn't recover.

Uh, he took a terrible angle on Jackson. Watch it again.

I mean, I can't really blame Garcon here. Most wide-outs in the league absolutely dread this lock-down corner.

yes, it was all part if his plan to let the Dodgers implode in the 7th....

I swear, you have no filter.

Heyman actually seemed pretty impressed with Molina's shove, saying "nice shot."

Do you know where I can acquire a monogrammed thermos? I am in need of one.

Not knowing that eggs can be cooked different ways and getting mad at someone for doing their job as a result of that is really, really stupid.

There is no way you're serious.

Even assuming that this is a man who has never had to cook for himself in his entire life, you can't possibly go to a restaurant and not see many different preparations of eggs on the menu or at other tables. The only way to reach adulthood and not know that there's more than one way to prepare eggs is to be…

Wait. Are you the guy? Are you the guy who managed to make it 20+ years without having seen an egg cooked in any way but scrambled?

You have picked a really weird cross to bear if this is the type of person you'd not want called dumb via a headline.

Jesus, this is the stupidest fucking argument ever, and I have seen some stupid fucking arguments. If you walk through life til the age of 25 in the United States not knowing that there are multiple ways to prepare eggs, you have to be almost willfully stupid or have a severe mental deficit.

You know what? He is stupid. If you're ordering food you should fucking have a grasp on how you want it prepared. And don't put it on your server—because when he/she picks an option for your non caring ass, nine times out of ten you will throw a fit, say YOU DIDN'T WANT IT THAT WAY, and demand your full meal free.

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? Localized entirely within your kitchen?