Woah, woah, woah. Check yourself Erin.

See, Isha?! I knew I was right to tell you to run away when you saw Not-Steve-Doocy at the Mets game that one time.

It's followed by the question, "Wimmenz, amirite? (Circle yes or no)"

On the application paperwork for Fox's on air talent, do you think there's a "How punchable is your face" question ?

Yes, but I'll be fucked if I'm going to give that organization ANY credit after the way they completely botched this situation.

You've gotta read better grown up books! There are so many that have stayed with me for years and years. I won't be so presumptuous to just drop a bunch of recommendations on you. But if you want recommendations, I am totally your girl.

I took the receipt out of his hand and I couldn't believe that anyone could be so callous.

Please try to hate more.

"Investigations of incidents on the casino floor are handled by the NJSP, but this occurred in the elevator and was handled by the [Atlantic City Police Department]," an NJSP spokesman said. "We never had the video."

Why didn't they remove the dogfighting scumbag Michael Vick?

I think this is a touch absurd. Don't get me wrong: the guy should have been cut, should be suspended from the NFL for at least multiple years. More importantly he should be in prison, but unfortunately domestic violence law in this country requires the battered victim who just wants to pain to end to confront their…

Yep. You can replace "Ravens" with "NFL" and it's the same thing. It doesn't matter who did or didn't see it. They were never going to give much of a shit until WE saw it.

...in the past 20 years.

It's the year 2014 and TMZ has more credibility than the NFL. Well done Roger.

—Vintage Vince Carter Dunks

Probably a bit of shock and disbelief, and a bit of "They will probably kill her if police come".

if you've never waited a table in your life, then you don't know wtf you're talking about. if you can't afford to tip, or if you refuse to tip, then you don't go to a sit down restaurant... PERIOD!

They uploaded it to their FB page. Do you know how long that takes? I mean, we're talking all of one minute. And it takes only one person to do so.