I wrote my Master's thesis on sports such as boxing, football, and hockey potentially leading to neurodegenerative conditions later in life...all it takes is one or two hits to the head and it could set you down that path. Scary stuff. That's why I choose to remain a lazy, fat piece of shit.

It's funny to read this compared to Gawker's take on the subject. By the way, why does Gawker hate Jerry so much?

So baffled by the "Seinfeld is a jerk for not getting her info" comments.

Ugh. Everyone knows that sound. It sucks. While the damage doesn't sound extensive, and Seinfeld can certainly afford to get it fixed, the real shame here is that the car was a rare RSR model of which only 49 were built in 1973.

Read the comment. Please. I acknowledge that he should pursue the triple jump. You aren't very bright are you?

Best of luck to him, but this is going to be an uphill battle. As a running back, you can be faster than 90% of the population and be effective, in track you can be faster than 99% and not come close to making an Olympic squad. So basically he has no chance in the sprints, but the triple jump may be a possibility…

If the performers will not contribute financially, the NFL may look elsewhere. Rumored options are Boston, Chicago, Kansas, Europe, Asia, or Paul McCartney.

Or you can click the word "Continue" directly under "Return to Homepage" and that will take you to the article in question. Admittedly, the "Continue" link is considerably smaller than the text encouraging you to go back, but you can still get to the articles as of two minutes ago.

There's a Continue at the bottom of the page.

You can press "continue" beneath that warning.

Yeah, as a matter of fact, human rights does include your right to decide what you do with your body. If you want to eat a hamburger, you're fucking allowed to. If you want to smoke weed, you're fucking allowed to. It's your body, what right do I have to decide what you put in it?

The bleachers are nowhere to be found in that photo. In fact it kinda shows every seat but.

why do you have such a hard on against this concept. Try googling the response to this challenge

It means they aren't being morons and cashing in on Robin Williams death... around the time of his death....

Shut UP it's a video game one npc named after him won't hurt your fantasy names

No wonder they call her Miss Texas. She nearly did.

I say the worst pitch ever was the guy who suggested she throw it out in the first place.

Maybe I should hold myself to a higher standard, guy who named himself after Bells Palsy.

If you had left the sound on, Sean, your readers would be able to tell that he was actually doing a splendid Snagglepuss impression.

Looks pretty much like normal human being in this photo.