This girl is clearly nuts. Why would she do that to herself for some random dude who is giving other women his phone number in a public forum?

He reads gawker?

Yeah we all know the Orioles will flame out this season.

You think justice would be putting this guy in jail for speeding? Yikes!

Wait, I thought he got his girlfriends name tattooed on his body? That looks like her face.

This fucker better go to jail.

I never once said Stewart was angry.

really? i've seen customers in JJ's in my town flip a shit when they wouldn't take back their sandwich to cut it in half due to policy.

This is their franchise, I have to say. The JJ corporate structure is very sleek and super fucked up, from what my two years of experience with the company have taught me. Jimmy himself is a fuck and a half, but luckily he doesn't really have much to do with the franchises. The franchisee in this article is a greedy…

My daughter attended this school THREE YEARS AGO. Then it was demolished. Bonus: it was haunted by a teacher named Beryl Atherton who what murdered during a stormy night... Still unsolved. You can google her.

I'm fairly certain I've been banned. I don't know how it works in terms of posting on other GM blogs. But Tom Scocca just tweeted about how he "banned so many commenters so fast", so.

I know this isn't the right place for this at all (sorry, Mark!) but I need to vent. What the FUCK is going on over at Gawker right now on that stupid gorilla post? A bunch of people's moderately critical comments, including my own, just got mysteriously wiped.

Of course this is what an Evil Taco would say.

Kill Whitey

Entirely unsurprising regarding the Deadspin commenters. I've been saying for months that they're generally great about these issues. A lot of the time when people try to point to "Deadspin commenters doing something wrong" they quote someone who's just as much on here as there.

And there is an article you can go comment in.

The asinine amount of discussion about Saved By the Bell proves the end is nigh.

I think you meant Stefan Urquelle.

Good to see Melo laying off the diet of Toquitos, chips, and hand sanitizer...

This is just because its the off-season and he's not getting fed 38 times a night.