"The rule is a mess"

How anyone handwrites the exam is beyond me. But hey! The author handwrote and passed, so all of the others who embrace technology must be idiots! Majority of Bar examinees use laptops now. Plus CA bar exam has two days of essays, so thats a lot more writing.

So you're mad that somebody agreed to a contract? Okay, buddy. You seem to be forgetting that if the cowboys so heartlessly cut him at any of these points, he would be right back in free agency, which you also say that he can't reach.

Why would you even bother to try and get him to break character? It's like the people who try to get the living statues to move- you're not being funny, you're just being a dink.

FTFY.

UGH FRANCO IS SO UNCHARMING

This comparison by Jenkins looks even weaker when you consider Fred Flintstone's direct inspiration, Ralph Kramden. I man, what kind of "abusive husband" would consistently offer to send his wife on expensive trips to the moon?

I've never liked Phil Hellmuth. Always thought of him as a bit of an arrogant prick.

Got to agree with crazyjoedavola. The Colon signing has been fine and could potentially get them a good prospect. The CY signing might have been a for a little too much money, but it's only a one year deal so who cares?

It's a little odd, but her father has five kids by five different mothers, and he may not have made much of an effort to keep the kids in touch with each other.

Cruz is a DH, Drew has been brutal. Tejada is outperforming Drew, at a tenth of the cost. The Colon signing was excellent, and they are probably going to flip him for some decent prospects. Young was awful, but taking a flyer with a one year deal, for a team that had no OF depth isn't criminal.

The Mets moved a young Jose Reyes off SS to make room for the immortal Kaz Matsui!

Damn, that was a 3-Fedora retort if ever there was one.

Here's all the stars for "assberet."

Was The God Delusion his autobiography?

Shut the fuck up. He was completely right in the sense that a movie shouldn't be more important than the actual truth. Fucking Americans I swear.

"What I have learned today is that there are people on Twitter who think in absolutist terms, to an extent I wouldn't have believed possible."

Why do Dawkins, and apparently you, think you get to quantify the trauma someone else experiences?

yes, yes we do. He's an embarrassment. But, an excellent reminder that the mere fact of being an atheist doesn't preclude one from being a tedious assberet.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH KETTLE CHIPS ARE AMAZING