I always thought that the Naboo star fighter from Ep. 1 were an obvious homage to Milner's Car. The chromed front, giant engines, and, of course, the Princess magnet yellow paint.

This is so cool! I rank this right up there with the motorized cooler and motorized bar stool. But these actually up the ante by being street legal!

We need need a Jalopnik Hall of Fame. I nominate this guy as the first to be inducted.

Crack Pipe! Either that or the owner has been sitting in the thing sniffing the fumes seeping from the plastic dash!

Helen's dog must have been licking itself not to notice the flashing lights...

This would be a huge coup if The Captain manages to hire Kesolowski away from Hendrick/JR. Motorsports. It would give him a young driver who has plenty of experience. He's still a little rough around the edges, but he has talent and savvy, as proved by how he managed himself in last Saturday's NW race. Stremme has…

Ever want to recreate a scene from "Death Race?" Here's your chance. Goddamned hippies piss me me off.

I love these EOTD articles. It's like learning without the pain of sitting in a classroom.

@Deartháir wonders why Gawker won't believe...:And a heart-click for you!

Somebody f*ck this woman.

@mr_dude: "I for one welcome our new unholy horse-beast overlords."

@something_unique_and_descripti...: I am now wetting my pants in fear. But, as somebody who has owned and driven both, saying driving a Focus is a punishment is a bit harsh. It was the perfect car for city living, and enjoyably go-cart like to drive. The Tempos I owned...not so much.

@Officer BLW, Royal Canadian Grammar Polis.: I take it you've never driven a Tempo?

@ThreeLitre: Having all that torque on tap from a standstill will make it easy to do some wicked rubber-laying burnouts, though. Just minus the sound effects to go with.

@mytdawg: It's like the old joke goes...what's the difference between a Jag driver and a cactus? With the cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

I have to add these to my shopping list. I live in an apartment building, and the only way to get into the parking lot is through a narrow alley. There's one bitch that parks her shitty, 4-ton Caddy halfway in the alley because my building's super got tired of her parking in the building's lot. I've seen her park…

Wonderful features, blandly presented. Zzzzzzzzz...

Not as tough as it looks.

@CLR_flip: I'm moving.

I drooled over the Solstice from the time they started showing the concept. I wanted one so bad. Finally, the day came when I had a job that provided well enough to afford my dream car. I drove to the GM dealer. I looked at the one on display. I opened the door and sat down.My knees bounced off the steering. I…