Just think of the tent cities you could build if you didn’t have to clothe these fuckers for TV every week.

If you had to spend that much time with Charles Barkley you’d be a dick too.

Charles Barkley And Shaq Got Each Other Steaming Mad By Yelling About Some Stupid Shit

4.) For hazing to be banned in all high schools across the nation.

There’s a mountain of evidence that suggests when it comes to picking QBs in a draft, no team knows what they are doing.

Unless Rosen’s girlfriend is homeless, I don’t see how any of this is relevant information.

Duuuuuude, have you ever looked inside your mouth, there’s, like, so much stuff in there. How do we even close them, man?

That was some good shit.

Okay but actually where are her parents? I might just be old and out of it (I mean, I definitely am), but this seems like in the realm of justifying involving CPS. It’s probably too late for the teenagers but can we send Lil Tay to live on a farm in Vermont with stern parental figures and no internet for a few years?

First - shame one everyone involveds parents. Two of these people are actual children.

I think it is sad that the high point of this guys life is a score he got on Donkey Kong 35 years ago.

If Donald Trump fires Mueller he’ll...look really guilty (He’s looked really guilty for about 40 years now, guys) and nothing will come of it.

As long as you didn’t cry.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but your wife sounds difficult.

I hate everybody in this new generation, and I hate how it looks like it’s continuing into the next year with this bullshit. Trolling isn’t funny. It’s annoying no matter how you look at it. I have a sense of humor but trolling is just obnoxious. All I’ve heard throughout this year was how people trolled other people.…

“I was frustrated that we were only up by 20 points and that I could have have 10 catches for 169 yards instead of 9 for 147.”

The lawsuit was borne of an alleged incident that occurred in September 2016, when, according to the lawsuit, members of the Lake Zurich football team forced a teammate to strip naked and stand in the shower while they urinated on him