HEAR. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME. HEAR.

“Oh dearest Doug, I chortled so exhaustively at your most recent quip that I sprayed Capri Sun all about my parent’s basement... I mean, office, co-workers noticed. I know people”

Basically it’s a bad car simply because people think it’s a bad car

No one posted this rare little gem-Honda Accord.

I tried so hard to make it through this one. Only got about 45 minutes in before giving up

Brakes aren’t a switch. You don’t slam on them at every turn, you apply them progressively and gradually. Better brake pads eliminate fade and give you a more consistent pedal feel. You can fry your brakes without coming close to locking up the tires if your pads are crap.

Nothing raises the desirability of a product more than “You can’t have one”.

Don’t be a dummy, blow it on her tummy.

The days of the great French muscle car are back!

What an obscure car! I do like it just because of the uniqueness of a diesel coupe.

Everyone is allergic, everyone.

You might mention that this is a complete and total non starter for the 33 million people in California, where a car like this would not pass smog, CARB or ever be legal to register.

Massh*le is officially in the oxford english dictionary this year. As a Mainer I couldn’t have smiled harder when I heard that.

370Z is damn good looking. Even though it is severely short on speed for the cost.

The GT-R is repulsive.

Nissan. By far. Every single one (except GT-R) is an overwrought mess.

This owner is an expert in power generation and grid design.

1990s Explorers came in this nasty blue color.

Am I cheating?