I’m the sort of person who’d hear a mnemonic like that in class and my only takeaway would be to wonder which King Henry they were referring to.

Oh PEMDAS. Almost as useful as the metric system’s KHDBDCM. You know, King Henry Died By Doing Crystal Meth.

[most annoyingly pedantic voice possible] Technically this is *arithmetic* but you’ll see that your convenient acrostic still functions as designed [gets shoved into locker with the power of 1,000 Kawhi dunks]

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO “OTHER SIDE” TO THIS STORY FUCK FACE.

Spinning the news is one thing.

I know my first thought whenever I see Fox News shoot themselves in the dick by horrendously botching a story to spread disinformation is that it’s ok because BOTH SIDES, AMIRITE?!?!?

I’m just here to say that I never realized Cincinnati was the same shape as Alaska and that it’s freaking me out.

It’s always been like this. Doesn’t matter if they win or lose, people are going to Cubs games to get shitfaced in the stadium and at the bars just steps away outside. There’s pretty much zero parking in that area, so people just get on the Red Line or take the bus there and back. The bars are overcrowded and the…

I don’t understand why an event occurring at a known date in the future wouldn’t account for estimated inflation...unless...and hear me out here: hosting the Olympics is a nearly bottomless money pit and is always run by sleazy rich lying assholes.

Some, I assume, are good takes.

The cause is unclear, but the San Diego Union-Tribune reported yesterday that BCA had been missing lease payments to its Mexico-based signal operator for the station.

’Zards’

If you have a chance to flick off that many Alabama fans, you better take it.