I kind of get what is happening in the game from all the trailers.

Xbox needs a Red Ring of Death

Except nobody is passing off veggie burgers as beef.

Fine.  Then we can simply call them what they really are:  Bullshit.

Let me just put this here.

 He was giving all the attention to the breasts.

It’s admirable almost: They definitely saw this and went “Fuck that noise. I’m going to play this completely straight.”

YES. Those were some serious ‘comedy hands’.                            

Oh my god your comment totally looks like a dong...

Oh, thanks, I don’t know how I possibly could have survived with that hanging over me.

It’s funny because it looks like a vagina vulva.

Read in Peter Griffin’s voice. 

It’s funny because it looks like a vagina.

I really enjoy their usage of “get fucked.” I’m going to make a commitment to say that phrase to strangers at least once a day. Who wants to be my accountability buddy? 

Hey, we used to get actual swastikas in our nazi-killing videogames, like Wolf3d. Nowadays for fears of inciting watchdog groups, we get the stupid iron cross flag. So, basically, its ok to carve up Nazis with a chainsaw, and leave just about every other despicable thing about them in the game but showing the correct…

Ugh. First paragraph made me cringe. It’s so tiring hearing people play dumb and say things like “I can’t believe it’s controversial to say Nazis are bad!” It’s the ultimate straw man, and you’re completely aware of this when saying it. Nobody, except the actual Nazis themselves, is arguing against the idea that…

Nazis used to go hand in hand with zombies as the least likely enemies to cause controversy over killing.

I remember there used to be so many WW2 games because it was considered completely morally safe to kill Nazis; they were the ultimate evil and ultimate bad guys.