Perhaps we can all agree that the REAL villain of this story is the film student guy. What a douche.

100% chance that Jimmy used to shake up Chuck’s soda cans!

No one knows what it’s like to be the Kras man…

Or maybe she means it in the way that nobody has ever really met John Krasinski because there’s nothing under the surface there. There’s nothing behind his eyes.

It is not about “purists”. It’s about the democrats basically providing nothing more than “we aren’t them”. HRC lost because her entire platform was “I’m not Trump so you have no choice but to vote for me, you worthless sacks of shit”. Dems need to stop trying to cater to non-existent middle-right centrists and get…

If only there were several points in the last 49 years where the Dems controlled the WH, Senate and House and could have codified Roe.

You just did.

He was only knighted by Charles II for having 10 of his close colleagues drawn and quartered for signing a death warrant for Charles I. The death warrant probably sounded like the right thing to do at the time - the time being the English Civil War, and the signors of the death warrant, like Hale, worked for Oliver…

This ruling is crazy and wildly offensive & I fear not the worst that might be coming down from those Federalist Society fanatics 

Welp, I think it’s time for my husband to get a vasectomy. I have an IUD and haven’t had a period in almost a decade, and I live in a blue state, but I’m not going to risk it. The second I ever got pregnant, if somehow it got past multiple forms of birth control, my plan was to instantly abort. Hell no to kids.

So Alito is getting his support from a dude at a time when we weren’t even a country yet. We’re so far gone I can’t even.

The cruel nostalgia for the good old days of complete disregard for women’s lives is the point. Dude had to reach all the way back to the 17th century Puritanism for support of a ruling designed to affect 21st century lives. When they believed placing the father’s hat on a laboring woman’s belly relieved childbirth…

He’s quite good at picking and choosing the historical sources he intends to use to support whatever outcome he’s chosen. Most sources from that time would not have considered pre-quickening abortion to be a serious crime, but Alito would prefer to find the ones that match the decision he’s already reached.

The Rymans suck. Fuck HOAs. Enjoy your tomato red house, whoever you are.

The term is “comedy gold.”

But only if ripping the toddler’s heart out helps her pro bono work, of course.

we knew it was going to happen and it still hurt. i have an extra soft spot for michael mando because of orphan black. i think it was the better way to go rather than dying from cancer from doing a sensory deprivation session in black oil.

Blake Lively did not end heterosexuality.

Anna Kendrick is a god damn national treasure.

Hmmm.