Cop: “You have the right to be tried by a jury of peers.”

Peed Piper was right there.

Can’t decide the better outcome... he unveils a Kaep jersey under his jacket, or he simply kneels as someone holds a flag in front of him? Oh wait, these are not mutually exclusive options!

Just a reminder - Nathan Peterman, the most hilariously terrible QB in NFL history, began the season as the Bills starter, AFTER throwing five interceptions in his debut last season. And after starting his season with even more disastrous incompetence, he was signed by the Raiders. Also, people caught and indefinitely…

It’s indoors and he’s still wearing his I-don’t-look-fat-in-this-coat coat

You look fat in the coat, Don

This is where Ted Cruz would have shined since he has evolved to the point where his moist skin is now a permeable membrane that can take in air in its own, allowing him to talk for hours without having to take a breath.

“Why was the president breathing like this?”

To get our hopes up. 

Someone who wants their son, and some black bystanders/neighbors, dead.

Oh, it’s a thing. My cousin’s friend did some time at the Trix Detention Center for Juveniles.

I honestly thought that might be part of why he attacked his dad. Florida man has been on a rampage recently.

If he's pissed now, wait til he finds out about the conception. 

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

Her only qualification for the job was that Trump thought her dad was good at being a sanctimonious asshole on the teavee. That’s what this family has managed to produce: a hypocritical religious-whackjob slimeball, a psycopathic animal abuser, and the most brazen bald-faced liar of a Press Secretary ever to grace the…

You know how when people can’t find anything nice to say about a person who has few redeeming qualities, they will sometimes say, “She’s a good person, though.”

He never wanted his presidency to be anything at all. He wanted to lose, boost his brand, and cash in. But he’s such a failure that he failed at failing to win the election.

Politics Corner - Are You Fucking Kidding Me? edition. Trump doesn’t like the term Shutdown. He wants to call it a strike. I am resisting the overwhelming urge to go all-caps screaming that a shutdown is the opposite of a strike. Workers want to work but they can’t. In labor terms, it’s like a lockout.

No wonder the Dow Jones is tanking - scarf manufacturers must be in a financial tailspin after this news.

Let’s be honest, the NFL excuse makes it easy to say no and not have to play with Maroon 5.

Poor dire wolf.

The Tullys are one of the kingdom-ruling families. But not all kingdoms are equally large, rich or strong. (As to why the Karstarks were so numerous within Robb's army, that came out of the blue for me, since they are defined as just "a cadet branch of the overlord House Stark".)