@KingPsyz is not on the recall list: YouTube x's infinity.

Heeeeeapppy Birthday, Woz.

@oldsplitfoot: "and like he acting"?? Yeah, I definitely got an important call before finishing the thought (or grammar) behind that comment.

Sounds like a total drama queen to me, and like he acting like a total spoiled little brat.

@Duane Llave: Agreed.

This is the point where you hope that there actually IS a God, that he's a chill dude, and that he shows us cool shit like this all the time.

@Norbs: I hate how there are still people in this country that mind how other people live and can't allow other be how the want to be

@mrm: Or marrying your sister? Or a 40 year old man marrying a 16 year old girl?

Because why let the people decide, right?

@MajorGroove: Ugh, this is so cheap.

Kinda steep!? Great concept, but $10 is ridiculously expensive.

Happy birthday, you crazy, angry, happy, Apple-hating, Apple-loving, Windows-dissing, Windows-praising, biased, fair, immature, grown-up, inaccurate, reliable bastards!

Guys, this is my fault. Mark is one of my favorite writers on the site, and my God-awful luck means he had to go.

You talk like everybody out there uses solely Apple products.

@Kevin Morrill: Glad the experience isn't limited to things we read about him. And he really doesn't get enough credit — especially not from this blog.

@rafal1: Especially for someone of his wealth and power. How many OTHER tech CEO's *ahem* let this position of financial and workplace superiority get to their heads?

Say what you will about the man, but I'm continually impressed by the things I hear about him. He seems like a genuinely nice dude.

OMG this is, like, such totally old newz! Been out for like a year LOL

@shrynx: Here here. I think I'm going to stop reading comments at this stage if they're as bad as you make them sound (and as bad as the past has proven they can be). I don't need to, as Grr alluded to, lose any more faith in humanity at this point.

@mikestopcontinues: You mean Vinnie Chase? Who the hell is Adrian Grenier??