Yeah but word on the streets is she actually is a bitch. January, not Betty. Well, both, really.

...but they no longer incur the server costs from the old user. It's not like they're replicating the disc. It's merely transferring from one person to the other,

...well now I feel like watching Rudy.

Yeah, outline someone's face in a painting and make them look like the devil...which no one notices....for 7 centuries.

How can it be an issue relegated to a "small number of customers" (isn't it always, Apple?) if the issue is software related? It's not as if it doesn't hande one or two apps the wrong way—it's the actual OS. Maybe the number is small relative to the total human population. "Several million vs 7 BILLION? Very small."

I have a major echoing problem on mine (in addition to allllll the other problems I've had since day one), and I don't own a bluetooth headset, so that can't be it. Also, it's not on all calls all the time. A lot of the time it happens halfway through a call. I hate my 4S. So much.

I'd be scared too...if Siri actually worked.

What to do next? How about you fix this fucking craptastic battery in my 4S, Cook??

Says Dexter, you hypocrite.

It was a joke based on my real feelings, but I don't know that a Gizmodo thread is the place to discuss those. Let's just stick to the "joke" part of my comment.

At least those poor souls can go occupy Wall St. afterwards instead of getting a job.

Dude, whatever happened to Surprisewalrus.com?

At work at 11 this morning, I lazily thought to myself, "Meh, why not? I'll pre-order one." Moseyed on over to Apple.com and grabbed the 64 gig version on AT&T. I even deliberated for a few minutes before finally deciding to pull the trigger. Don't understand what happened to everyone else or why they felt so rushed…

Really? I was afraid it'd be too obvious. Thanks, guys.

The Buckeye Bullet was disqualified for making way too much money for the job it worked over the summer. And I hear the sweater vest added a lot of drag, anyways.

As she was holding that baby, I felt like Dave Chappelle in that Eclipse commercial parody: "C'monnn titty! C'monnnn titty!"

Excellent, excellent writing.

Annnnd Devin strikes again. Great work.

Why do I get the sneaking suspicion Tim Tebow is behind all of this?

I actually lol'd. This doesn't happen much on Gizmodo anymore.