Marino’s more of a Reggie Miller than a Top 5 QB: statistically great for the time but definitely not someone that belongs in the GOAT discussion in light of how the modern game has evolved and made what was “great” about them less and less extraordinary.

Bold statement: Miami will start the season 5-1 and miss the playoffs.

Just the bike stage.

The age difference changes depending on the city though. If you live in LA, it gives you license to act like you’re in your mid-twenties until you’re 50. And that’s just as irritating as you might think.

Oh honey. You’re still in the sweet stage. All that sugar is going to absolutely wreck you through the night and in the morning. Try straight bourbon.

I think it’s partly because the only gay people he knows are the twinks at his pool parties.

32 oz. 180 proof orange Napalm for $6. Christ I still don’t believe it everytime I get one.

CHOPPED CHAMPIONS: CREOLE GUMBO JUMBO ALL-STARS.

It’s depressing as hell that he’s the only one so far that has called for Citizens United to be repealed and has even called for a public campaigning fund for regular folks to be able to run for elected offices. That is going to be the single hardest thing for my generation to get over if we ever hope to change the…

Then let’s just kneel over and die then. If the president with the single best civil rights record, because even if he hasn’t directly talked about racism (which is horseshit because he has for fifty years), he supported the ERA amendment in the seventies, gay marriage in the eighties, was the only one to call out the…

Except they were Celtics fans so that makes the former “woe is me” mentality that much more infuriating.

Saints fan here.

You’re right!

One of the great things with Team Four Star, the team behind DBZ Abridged, is that in their breakdown videos, it’s really funny and enlightening how they actually go back and fix some of the errors in the original animation. The breakdown video for their Cooler’s Revenge video is even funnier because Takahita101…

You know what? Cleveland, if you think you should pay your third best power forward more than an NBA Finals MVP and Defensive Player of the Year like Kawhi Leonard, you go right the hell ahead.

“Show me your wares” indeed.

Also it can’t be understated just how spectacular the musical score is for this film. It’s pure orchestral fury. From Mako’s opening monologue to the final drum beat, just beautiful and powerful.

When Nintendo is the Japanese company with its shit most in order, you know there’s something really fishy going on with the gaming industry over there.

What sucks about this whole thing though? That fact that this movie is likely going to be so particularly awful, there’s going to be an assortment of asshole executives who are going to make the argument that “well, that one terrible superhero movie that recasted a hero as a person of color didn’t do well so we…

If I remember correctly, I also recall the possibility of UT taking along Texas Tech, Oklahoma, and Oklahoma State to the Pac-12 (creating a Pac-16) when A&M bailed for the SEC. However, clearly UT was the lynchpin and I think beyond the Big 12 giving a ridiculously favorable deal for them to stay, the Longhorns…