I used to fear Kevin Durant was going to be the NBA’s Dan Marino. A once in a generational level talent who was never able to get over the top and win the big one. Now I am actively wishing for that to happen. Before Warrior stans start bitching, no i did not say I want him hurt or to have his career shortened, I just…

I’ve had the in-game audio turned off since day one, but the fact that just bringing Pokemon Go to the foreground kills all other audio is a real pain. Luckily, any app that has a persistent notification can easily be restarted (at least on Android). TuneIn Radio is really the only app that isn’t easily replaceable…

This is just a bawlfest for me since it started. Dee Gordon broke me.

Second choice is to play the Crew.

Berman and Steve Young. Which is equally as bad

Jim Tomsula?

How can you be so right about ranch dressing, but so wrong about pineapple?

Who the fuck is this asshole who doesn’t like pineapple?!? Drew has never had a more correct take.

I always start by eating them “properly”, then degrade into just chewing the whole seeds. The kernels by themselves are horrible, it’s all about the taste of the shell. Also, burnt ones are the best.

I just chomp on that shit and swallow the seed and shell all at once.

The few times I tried them, I just sucked the salt off (I love salt, gimme pickles and olives on a platter at holiday meals, man) and spit the rest back out... never could figure out the cracking open thing.

Exactly. Red Zone is cool and all, but I fundamentally only really care about the Steelers. I’d rather watch a kind of boring Steelers game than an orgy of touchdowns being scored by people I don’t care about.

What about music?

I wish there was some version of Red Zone where I could watch the game I want, and then all the commercial breaks were just filled with Red Zone.

The NFL does have something for between plays. It’s called Red Zone. I’d rather watch Red Zone than a single game. They put plays in between plays. They shoot around so fast I have to admit, it’s sometimes difficult to keep up for a novice (my wife hates it when I watch Red Zone). It was a little challenging this week…

They’re not grinding them into candy though:

I think the really offensive thing would be the grinding up and processing Pokemon into Candy.

Has someone pointed out to this dummy that you don’t eat the Pokemon eggs?

Stop jumping to conclusions. Not everyone uses torrent sites to pirate content.

Yeah, that doesn’t look like a site that would be set up by movie studios so they can pinpoint who’s pirating their stuff.