So... I was driving on the freeway in nowhere Southern Illinois going towards St Louis. There was a sign saying left lane closed one mile ahead. Everyone immediately moves into the right lane which starts gettting backed up. I stay in the left annoyed that people are not utilizing all the lanes and then zipper…

Yep. 100% “SEE HOW BADASS I AM (please don’t laugh at me)?!”

As always, fuck dealerships.

We’re going to need links to the wife’s content before us

What a cluster… so basically one of the other employees recognized his wife from a picture on his desk, and decided to distribute her adult content at work and with colleagues? Seems to me like that would have been the obvious person to terminate, not Mr. Kirby.

Unless he was also costarring in them. then I could see it being a potential issue if clients start recognizing him while at the dealership...but then you’d have to admit that you watch it so idk lol.

“The subordinate took screenshots and showed them to co-workers and managers, the decision said.”

I’m going to say that the “standards of professional conduct” were violated by the other employees. As always, fuck dealerships.

Sometimes when I have a tough parenting day I think about the cars I could have purchased for what I’ve spent on my kids... 

My doctor assured me that I will never have to worry about this.

Pfft. Try raising a 10-year old.

Wwould have fined much more and banned him from owning any dealership for 5 years. These guys they prey on the ones that aren't gearheads, but as bad as things are HOW! can anyone be fooled like this?

car it was $15,000, but they threw in gap insurance, which brought the amount up to $20,000

Wait...so what is it....strong smell of EtOH and red eyes consistent with booze, or zero booze detected in blood?  No one asking WTF on this?

...And that's why they are such great values. Uninformed people assume that they are maintenance nightmares because of Jaguars reputation from the 80s and 90s, but in reality F-Types are actually pretty reliable and easy to earn on by European standards. My 2015 has been far less costly and difficult to work on than…

It’s not theft. Hertz already has their payment information on file and has given them a reservation. Anything else is to prevent those who do not have payment info or a reservation from taking them. Unless the contract that is part of that reservation says different, the renters held up their part and it was Hertz…

*ba-dum-pish*

Olé!

My first thought also! Never let a silly thing like causing a major publicity nightmare get in the way of some good ole’ customer abuse!

How many people did this?