Horsepower? Only four.

The cruelest competitor in the fight was John McCarthy, for continuing to stand up both fighters.

The Cayman GT4 came to mind

I know I’m not answering the question exactly, but I can’t resist:

You win. I can get on board with this one.

this comment is an extremely artful humblebrag. bravo, sir.

Perhaps someday Beyonce will truly stun the world by putting on a pair of slacks and using her vocal gifts to deliver a real transcendent musical moment. But until then, I guess we’re stuck with her usual routine, which is spasmodically jerking her ass around while her army of delusional fans squeal about how…

All I want to hear.

I turned on the local am sports radio show this morning and it was just a series of highly sexual moans and grunts interspersed with words like “Cam” and “he just didn’t want it” and “everything on the table” and “gave up on his team.” When the radio host said what I think was “not a true leader” he screamed in…

Tavarish, I agreed almost entirely with your post, which is crazy because you’re generally more full of shit than a construction zone porta-potty.

Yeah... the California is not ugly all. THIS is what an ugly car looks like...

There goes his passenger floorpan.

Dean Chenoweth died when this boat flipped over at speed:

Eli would like to thank Danny for once again reminding us that he will never be the dumbest motherfucker that played QB for the Giants.

WTF?

I wish I were making this up. I had to get my wife and daughter to a safe place out of fear for their lives.

whoa there. I didn’t realize I was on Jezebel when I posted.

Those men just want to fuck each other so bad.