My dad has an S550, so I know the type of people who buy these cars. Granted, no one who owns an S-class would never look at a Lincoln Continental, but these aren’t the 1960’s anymore. Owners of full-size luxury sedans are not 75 years old and borderline senile. They are middle-aged and generally wealthy, and also…

The Lobster sounds like the screenwriter got high and watched Friends before coming up with the idea.

This is a completely innocuous play that no amount of new player-safety rules short of switching to flag football could prevent.

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

Less serial killer face:

provo. nothing beats provo.

This. You don’t “find yourself” being a piece of human garbage. It’s a conscious choice. He chose it. He’s not a victim of circumstance, and no external power kept him from doing the only moral thing: asking his wife for an open marriage and failing that, exiting his marriage.

It’s made of bridge, and the truck is made of truck. Bridge is stronger than truck.