Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

Reader John is a dick. Why harass some overworked minimum wage grunts who get disrespected and shat on every day by the public ? Where's the big victory in fucking with the underdog? 'Aw ho ho I got you good, you fuckers!' This is bullying. It sounds like a great prank to the other middle class white collar fatcats…