ICE: “Going by the information we have, that large flying spaghetti monster and that Full Metal Alchemist tattoo tell us you’ve been running with the Latin Kings since 1994.”

Get all of it!

Pictured: A clip. The rounds are pushed down into the gun by hand, then the clip is pulled out and discarded before the user runs the bolt forward.

Well if you have a Japanese toilet that washes yer buns then you just need to dry off. My wife is from Japan and we had the fancy Toto washlet, so I got one here. I was thinking of buying a bunch of cheap white towels and then just doing a white load every so often with a bit of bleach. The paper we use now is just…

At least the old republicans knew they were selling the country a load of crap. The problem is the new republicans actually believe it.

Can we also make it clear that he was not “brave” or whatever for showing up. He is an elective official who was asked to explain to his constituents why he votes/feels a certain way. THATS THE DAMN JOB! The headlines should read, Sen. Rubio did the minimum thing required, the Governor and President were too chicken…

Then simply don’t get yourself into situations like this. If you’re “poor” don’t have pets because they can cost $$$, and don’t rent a place with 2 kids and not have SOME form of insurance...which most renters at least KNOW about (and many landlords suggest to avoid issues going forward, like theft, etc.). This…

Its conspiracy to commit murder, or solicitation to commit murder at best. Unless falsely reporting a crime is a felony, in which case could they prosecute under felony murder statutes? God I hope they can.

Per the Google search I just did, DNA itself seems to completely denature by 100 C though. Heat’s a bitch.

Whatever works, that’s my motto. I’ll use a steel. It takes a little practice. But this device will work just fine, too. Just so long as you get your knives sharp. Dull knives are dangerous.

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Because people see headlines that say “Driverless Uber car involved in crash” and fail to read the rest of the story. They conclude autonomous vehicles are unsafe.

I would say Five Guys were I still living in the States. But I live in Quezon City in the Philippines now and here there’s Charlie’s Grind & Grill, where you can order Black Truffle Fries -fries cooked in truffle oil and sprinkled with crumbled fried chicken liver served in a Styrofoam tray all by themselves(any…

This is always a good thing to keep in mind. Of course, it’s important to keep in mind that even this is fallible. “correcthorsebatterystaple” is no doubt included in dictionary attacks due to this very comment. In fact, a dictionary attack that stitches together four random, 8-character words would likely guess a…

I laughed when 50 people were suggested. Unless it’s a strictly regional thing, you’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than 50. Two years ago 150 cars were stranded on the NYS turnpike due to weather. Let’s assume 10% of those cars were autonomous in a similar situation in the future. There goes 15 of your call reps…

They do that themselves now. I bought a house just over a year ago. Only thing I gave them was bank info. All the other (student) loans, credit cards, interest, etc they found themselves. they even had old (closed) accounts that I forgot I even had.

Finished reading and immediately felt a strong urge to take a shower. After I had checked for a camera.

No reason to not plug the holes you’re in control of, though.