He only needed five staples to close the wound, but the doctor found putting staples IN A MAN’S HEAD to be so fucking awesome that he added a sixth just for fun.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

So all they did was move the guy to another section? Couldn’t they have come up with more of a final solution?

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

Racism? At an Indians game?

Still can’t believe they let him go. I figured he had another 7-9 seasons left in him.

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

I can see him becoming something of a cult hit at West Ham. He’s a pure, undiluted poacher, who I can easily imagine netting 10-15 goals this season by continually popping up in the right place at the right time. I think he’ll do well, especially if he’s paired next to a lumbering hulk like Andy Carroll, who can head…

Before going back to re-read the headline of this article, I was really unsure where your comment was going.

If your headline replaced “grounds” with “blacks” you have the reason I am banned from most local bars.

As superteams go, a Rockets squad with Harden/Paul/Anthony could be a legit Challenger in the West.

“I just wanted to try on Blackface”

idk if there is a challenge like this

People don’t know Lincoln was a Republican. You guys didn’t know that right? This party is literally the party of Lincoln! No credit is given to him! Sad. You bet that Lincoln never primed the pump for the economy either! People say he was good, very good, with the slave thing, but the economy! That reconstruction…

I didn’t realize how diverse Brooklyn Nine Nine was until halfway through season one, as Jake is Jewish, his best friend Italian, their bosses are Black, and their partners are Latinx. The only actual “White” guys are the two buffoons.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Q. What do you call a Raider’s fan 5 years ago?

So what you guys are all doing here is fucked up. You weren’t there, yet you’re basically calling this poor dead young man an Uncle Tom by proxy. You should take a few days off the Internet and reevaluate yourself. Because you’re a damn fucking shame.

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