“The Pile of Deuces”?

Cutler is making elite QB money

“has been perceived through most of his career as being in the same echelon”

‘Melo gets an undeservedly bad rap, but he’s called selfish for a few reasons

The problem is the Red Sox are in Ft. Meyers, FL and not Jupiter, which has a much stronger gravitational pull. He was over-correcting.

Actually, he’s a Spur.

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Jessica Jones is a Marvel

Well, he had a good shot, but he missed it.

It’s really hard to get to Vegas when your Carr is broken down...

“Goldberg was liable to follow through once he initiated the work”

That’s actually the second highest radar gun reading this offseason after Jung Ho Kang.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

♫There must be....50 Ways to Lose Your Striker

What are yuan about?

there is a big offer from China

Some of these comments are hilarious. I, for one, love flying. I love waiting at airports. And I have almost zero problems with security. It’s kinda serene to me... Show up with plenty of time to spare (just in case), get a coffee, and then you sit and are forced into just *waiting*. Just plain old good fashioned…