HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!

oh…

yeah, I was more interested in this movie when it was called Pandorum.

This is one of those rare situations when Donald and I agree, because I would also prefer not to look at him.

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs…

MitsuBEEshi.

Two weeks ago I was at a comicon with all-gender restrooms. I have no idea what gender anyone in there was, we were all too busy trying to keep our capes and space marine armor out of the toilets.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

It does, actually. It’s like a very squeaky, very quiet fart.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

An alternate headline for this piece could be, “Is My Weird Lust for Tom Hiddleston Clouding My Judgment, Oh God”

But according to Solano, his wife saw the photo and laughed.

Trains, you say?

Don’t make fun of our vowels and I won’t make fun of yours. Our laptops are made by blackberry and, like enforced wearing of lululemon we must purchase them all. It’s basically a soviet gulag up here. We can only clean our bathrooms once a month when the lysol shipments from the usa arrive. someone send help. or build…

All the best bits of the premier straight up were lifted from The Hunger.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

the Loose Women have a few thoughts about that

I like the graphic because it implies that somehow, Canada broke them up. Which I am choosing to interpret as a sign that Avril cheated on Chad with Bonhomme.