The GF had it right. They let this escalate, the police are going to shoot at them first and Knifey McWhitey gets the benefit of the doubt.

‘There’s no way the woman in that video is 39 unless they are counting in possum years.’

Who wants to take a bet that the US will avoid the horror of the aftermath, when camera crews are marched through the camps, recording the dead for all the world to see, as the people who voted for this swear up and down that they had no idea something like this would happen when they put that man in power?

Unlikely. They’re not white children, nor are they fetuses, nor are they “American”

Perhaps Satan is real; after all, “the number of the beast is 666,” n’est ce pas? So who could it be?

So two thousand and some years into the Christian experiment we still have no room at the inn and now aren’t even giving out water? 

Hey everyone! Let’s keep it together, we’re almost at the finish line for holiday related stress, sorta. I mean, if your family is awful and you feel guilted into spending valuable time with them that you’d rather use on literally any other activity (me me me of course) like cleaning the basement, I feel your pain!…

Job update: I got a call on Monday from the recruiter who did my phone interview. I now have a face-to-face interview with the pharmacy manager in charge of transitions of care and the emergency department. She would likely be my manager if hired. I’ve been knuckling down even more to make sure I nail this interview.

Don’t you just love how one of the most iconic phrases in the RH universe is being thrown back into her face? I really hope they drag that boring ass snake.

Yeah, I normally love her but that is majorly disappointing.

I was so, so upset when Potomac came right out the gate with a 27-year-old Housewife (Ashley Darby). I cannot be older than a Housewife. I simply cannot.

Simon van Kempen. Remember how he released a SONG called “I Am Real” and sang it on WWHL in red pleather pants?

I’m officially the housewife age. I need to get in touch with Andy Cohen so that I can write my cookbook. Now I just need to find a husband and at least a million dollars........

I started to skip this piece because I haven’t watched BH in a while, then I came back specifically to see what you had to say. I love your comments on these shows, they are spot-on! You nailed why I love Lisa Rinna so much.

They also remind me of Alex and whatshis name. So so thirsty

Why do they scream so much?  All The Housewives scream and squeal.  They aren’t 14.  I would totally look askance at any of my friends who screamed when we were out doing things, especially at our age.  Mind you, I still watch.  But I hate the squeals.

Sorry, no Brandi. I never want to see her again.

So based on the trailer, it looks like Camille is a Brett Kavanaugh supporter. Great. :(

I AM SO READY

Those text message print outs are zoomed in at 300% and I am CRYING laughing.