Well he’s giving it to Barron, so he’ll never be within 20ft of it again!

Trump has such a hard-on for Putin it’s fucking embarrassing

So there are many many layers to how shitty the Trump presidency. There’s the racism and misogyny and bigotry. There’s the damaging policies. There’s the straight up cruelty. There’s the incompetence. There’s the lies. There’s the constant attempts to undermine the institutions designed to stop the country from…

Oh Bobby. I love that you referred to the star of this World Cup as ‘one player,’ like Mbappe is some rando. I love your non-sportsing self so much. 

That award ceremony became unintentionally hilarious the moment Putin decided to insert himself in to. Not just to stand there, looking like human expression is a foreign concept to him, but when he decided to also start to give out the medals. Except the head of FIA who is standing in front of the line is already…

My dad was a fireman his entire career and died on the job. I would find this disrespectful if one of my siblings did this, but what other people do with their family mementos is their business.

That bottom photo looks like Trump is sodomising a symbol of the UK - which is about right.

I rather suspect Melania is an MI5 fembot - it would explain so very much.

Looks like her “kidney treatment” isn't settling as planned.

I think Melania just overdid it with the fillers. Plus, picking a double that actually looks like Melania wouldn’t be BoneSpur’s style. He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman and then declare that this was what Melania has always looked like and only someone who hates America and loves MS-13…

Looks like we now know what was going on during those missing four weeks.

God bless you. This post made me laugh out loud, and with the way this week has been (and EVERY FUCKING WEEK SINCE THAT SHIT STAIN TOOK OFFICE), it was a nice break.

Really not sure why you feel the need to be insulting when I admitted and corrected my error, and I graduated with honors from Johns Hopkins, tyvm.

That dude is Brad Hall, fellow (if less famous) funny person, and they’ve been together since college! (And then they were both on SNL, which I remember watching because I am old AF.)

Rendition for no identifiable purpose is torture. 

I was going to make a snarky comment about slow news days, but understand that it must be rather like this over there today, so...

I didn’t say “anything” I said “enough”.

Yes, we’re protesting, but I can’t help but feel like we’re not doing enough. And the vast majority of people in my life are doing absolutely nothing at all. Many people change the topic if I bring it up because it’s “too depressing”.