Marmite, twiglets, pork scratchings and Frey bentos steak and kidney pie, I am a pleb sorry.

Yep, foie gras vs marmite, foie gras wins... 25 years ago marmite won hands down

Also the food is amazing, I only say this because my parents just bought a place in the Dordogne, about 400+ Kms from me because they can’t afford to buy in the U.K.

And the fillers and Botox weren’t bloody organic either, also a diet of lemons and air isn’t very healthy. I have been stung by horseflies a couple of times and that shit hurts but it doesn’t cause Lyme disease.

Well that is what tourists expect to see, shame houses are so expensive that Brits are retiring in France and Spain.

Looks like the village I grew up in, makes me a little nostalgic for 70s Hampshire

Not talking, lying, cheating or just getting bored tend to be why most of my friends got divorced also thinking that the grass is greener somewhere else with someone else, news flash it usually isn’t. Keep honest and open communication no matter how much it sucks and to quote a divorced friend of mine, when one of her…

Love the hat, it is times like this I wish I could knit

I just went to look at my loo and I feel very inadequate all of a sudden, sorry we disappoint in the littlest room. :( also glad to hear the rest is ok

Talk about a shit sandwich, sorry that your husband is a cowardly fucker, you on the other had survived a heart attack so fuck him and live! Also live life as a fucking awesome person just to spite that stupid spineless prick! Also sorry you can’t gat totally shitfaced because of your dicky ticker but we will all…

Probably...

My husband has this with his son, it really breaks his heart and there is no issue between them just distance, I have learnt not to get too involved because it hurts my husband to get rejected, I’m sure one day they will reconnect but I’m not going to force it.

Huh? What’s up with our toilets?

She is most likely very poorly but her strange bullshit take on this makes her seem completely batshit crazy and destroys her credibility, she should have handled it differently, seriously she compared having Lyme to the aids epidemic of the 80s, shut up Yolanda!

Congrats!

Road rage! Getting pissed at people texting and driving and also people who won’t let you get off the train or bus before they try and get on, when I’m PMS raging they get elbows, bony elbows...

I know how you feel, try to be open to other people and live a little outside your comfort zone, try to make friends at work.

Wish I could help but I am not in your country let alone your area, having said that our wedding cost 2000 euros open bar included, it was 100 euros per person . It was also a Tuesday (the date was important not the day) which helped keep the cost down and we have small families. It was also the best party ever!

Hello Jezzies, after this week of storms and flooding, can you share some happy stories? I finally think that I have managed to get the OK for one of my team to be promoted after almost 2 years of fighting for it, she is probably going to apply for a job in another department anyway (which sucks for us but is a step…

I’m guessing that if one of her kids refused to show her boobs to the public she would disown them and that is why this woman is a bonafide piece of shit. Also their other parent should not be OK with this.