Auto-Erotic asphyxiation.

Texting is a real problem in (what I assume is) Australia. Still love this motorcycle cop video.

Official That Guy™ Comment.

“If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world. Everybody laughs, everyone of our generation. I wouldn’t do it in front of my mum, for example. Girls love it; boys -‘Oh, I can’t believe you did that’. It also takes the night to a new level. I actually haven’t done it for a while. But I will do it…

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Here I was thinking it’s because two more seats had been farted in.

Tell me more so I can be inoculated against the Jaguar wanting.

“Urine a lot of trouble.”

Anti-seize EVERYTHING.