That’s what I do.

Seriously. Sounds like a personal hell.

Ansel Elgort has a stupid name and a punchable face.

you paint a great picture

I dunno. Kimmy Schmidt can’t have that high of numbers in comparison.

Shameless is a really incredible show and cast. I don’t understand why the series doesn’t get more love.

I have to remind myself while watching that it’s the same person. She’s incredible.

Wow, definitely Team Gale after Chatty Cathy dominated the conversation there.

Lady is my hero, homegirl and spirit animal. Also: if we want to shower her with love and affection, here’s her address:

Isn’t everything? Fuck it, I’m going out with a buzz and looking pretty. No one gets out of here alive, ladies!

I like to think they’re laughing about that other dude.

And my dry eyes.

Seriously holy fuck. How the what. Nice job on these two, Roof parents. Fucking weddings and fucking entitled assholes who think they deserve anything in this life.

I’m saving this pic to reply to a shitty fb comment. Come at me, bro!

I’m an atheist, non-child having woman....and I’M MARRIED! Suck all the stupid arguments, bigots!

Nah, fuck ‘em. Fuck them in their bigoted mouth holes.

I’m not going to stop smiling today. I’m going to chill some beers, put my feet up and toast to Notorious RBG (my favorite supreme court justice) and daydream about the party that the female justices are having at her house tonight. What a week for people who think people deserve to be treated like people.

what I think is crazy is how much she looks like a character in a Johnny Depp film. wait.

wait what?!

Sooooo...Apple should benefit from their work and artwork and not them? I think you should reexamine ‘fair’.