I’d put an arrow in her knee!

Aren’t sexts supposed to be, um, sexy and not just disgusting?

Patriots IT Guy - “Not sure what the problem is, maybe we can try bouncing the server.”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

All my excess live in Texas.

Once the video went viral, the charges against Goodman have really only given the story more legs, since it’s now a story about the oppression of the free press AND an environmental issue, AND an issue of Indigenous rights. Moreover, DemocracyNow! is a platform that couldn’t be more perfectly suited to covering these…

She’s my hero! Let’s be clear; this protest would not be receiving the attention it rightly deserves without her team’s help. This is the fossil fuel industry coming up against the rights of indigenous people, and the state is hardly ever challenged to support the people over the corporations.

Needs an option where you just binge watch netflix with the demons until you all fall asleep then wake up at 2am and go to dennys. That would be sexy as fuck.

Where is the option to have them participate in a Battle Orgy where the one that remains conscious earns the right to mate with the human for a night? Then they have to battle again the following nights, provided they don’t follow standard sex demon rules (one-night stand actually means final-night stand).

I’m getting so stressed out because what is the solution to this? Conspiracy theories like this are protected under free speech but at some point it has to escalate into yelling “fire!” in a crowded theater territory, doesn’t it? But how would any form of attempting to remove these people from the public eye do…

It’s to bad those words will fall on deaf ears.

Fittingly, Chris Broussard was not the first to break this story.

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

Yeah. I actually have been just sitting here with fingers hovering over my keyboard, wondering when I stopped finding the GOP’s meltdown funny.

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

As a Cubs fan, thank you Dodgers. Thank you with all my heart. I don’t know if the Cubs will win the NLCS but now I know they will not lose it to Dusty fucking Baker. Praise jesus. I would have given up on baseball completely.

D’Anastasio: Really, that just seems to be fan service. What’s the issue? It’s like, “Here’s the meat of the anime, with a little pepper sprinkled on top.” It’s not the whole thing.

Newt Gingrich, a man who served one of his multiple wives with divorce papers while she was recovering from cancer, is a man eminently qualified to speak of Donald Trump’s character.

“First of all, [Donald Trump] has no game”
-Clare Malone, Fivethirtyeight

normally i would hate the pants! but for some reason the pants are working for me.