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Clemson got complacent like Ohio St last year.

Chris Blewitt

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

We are all Pedant Man sometimes. It doesn’t make you lesser, it just means you’re human.

I think this might be the first time I have ever agreed with Paul Finebaum.

What about those of us who have been shitting plenty, but they aren’t good poos? They’re all sludgy and leave you feeling gross rather than invigorated, which is how a poo SHOULD make you feel.

Mine are awful, and I’m hardly eating to begin with. My asshole burns like like it has a hot poker in it. I threw up three times on Wednesday too, one at 1am before I tried to go to sleep (heh!) and then twice during Wednesday proper.

Nothing matters right now, so I’m going to tell you about my poops. I never really aspired to write about my

So fucking relevant.

If I may... I would like to share a response I placed on FB today to a friend of mine who said we should love and embrace Trump Supporters: “If you had seen the terror on the faces of my Muslim colleagues and the horror on the faces of my Muslim students, and the collective and utter disbelief of all of my colleagues

Tim Kaine waited in line.

Yes and we could have just won WW2 by dropping troops right into Berlin and Tokyo instead of fighting where the army was. Hell of an idea Sir.

Who needs terrorists to disrupt a nation’s way of life when you can just convince half of them to hate their own constitution, to want to dismantle their own rights.

The reason goats don’t have front upper teeth is because they chew their cud, so the real chewing is done in the back of the mouth after they essentially throw it back up again:

“30-year-old”

I feel a “Best Frogs In Gaming” post coming on

This is more of a win for common sense and decency.

No fair. My heterosexual marriage doesn’t have any superpowers.

My wife is a Red Sox fan. When the Cubs signed Rossy and I was all “really?”, she told me that I was going to end up loving him. She was 100% right. Three of my favorite moments from Game 7 involved him - Rizzo’s dugout freakout, Rossy’s dinger, and the team carrying him off into the sunset.