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Clemson got complacent like Ohio St last year.

Chris Blewitt

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

We are all Pedant Man sometimes. It doesn’t make you lesser, it just means you’re human.

I think this might be the first time I have ever agreed with Paul Finebaum.

What about those of us who have been shitting plenty, but they aren’t good poos? They’re all sludgy and leave you feeling gross rather than invigorated, which is how a poo SHOULD make you feel.

Mine are awful, and I’m hardly eating to begin with. My asshole burns like like it has a hot poker in it. I threw up three times on Wednesday too, one at 1am before I tried to go to sleep (heh!) and then twice during Wednesday proper.

Nothing matters right now, so I’m going to tell you about my poops. I never really aspired to write about my

2016 is the honey badger of years.

Goodbye civil rights.

You know, I may have been inclined to agree with you. Until The elections finished and Supreme Overlord Trump won, essentially halting the technological revolution.

So fucking relevant.

If I may... I would like to share a response I placed on FB today to a friend of mine who said we should love and embrace Trump Supporters: “If you had seen the terror on the faces of my Muslim colleagues and the horror on the faces of my Muslim students, and the collective and utter disbelief of all of my colleagues

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I was considering repurposing a confetti cannon or something.

The writer of The Fifth Element has a new sci-fi movie coming out? Is there a specific protocol to throwing my money at him? Do I rubber band it? Or should it be loose?

Don’t feel bad, I’m having the same problem. Many people at work are going about their business as if nothing has changed, but I feel like we just elected Palpatine, but someone switched his highly intelligent and calculating mind with Jar Jar’s brain. It’s really hard to focus on work today.

My entire life, I thought I lived on Earth-1. Now, I am convinced that this is actually Earth-2 or Earth-3, or whatever universe it is where everything is shit.

Tim Kaine waited in line.