As a Belgian-American, former youth bocce champion, and author of the definitive Mad About You fan guide I am offended by your comment.

“Things were always this bad. Which is why it’s no big deal now.”

Gambit will make him go all in on a bad hand?

Huh.

I mean, I agree that it’s super depressing that the show went in this direction, but Legion isn’t Buffy, and it’s not The Flash. I think it’s a deeper and more psychologically interesting show.

It makes perfect sense that David used his powers to make Syd forget that she had stopped loving him, and that he slept…

I’m 100% on Team David. I didn’t like the choice of the assault angle, but I’m choosing to believe that everyone else is deluded more than likely by the Shadow King.

So do they call in Dad for Season 3? Because I don’t think even Farouk can fuck with him now.

Has Bird ever publicly claimed to be an objectivist? Because looking at his films, the claim looks pretty damn spurious. Not every elitist is an objectivist. The nastiness of Rand’s philosophy isn’t so much the elitism as its ennobling of selfishness.

This is my least favorite Wheatley film (the others I’ve seen are Sightseers, A Field in England and Free Fire). I was angry at the end when Shel did something incongruous and I looked up the director’s explanation for why.

Is Peter Jackson going to sue them for a wholescale rip-off of all of the best gags from Meet the Feebles?

Are you talking about Scott Baio? Things were a lot less polarized back then. Also, he didn’t have a huge role and he was cast as a joke because of his time on Happy Days with Henry Winkler.

I have no idea what Europudding means, but it makes me smile.

I’m so fucking tired of this “thing I don’t care for doesn’t exist” meme

When we get to the flashback where William is played by Ed Harris, he goes out of his way to mention what a piece of shit the real Jim Delos was. So why clone him 149 times? William hates him, and Jim has no family left to even remember him. The answer must be that William wanted to perfect the technique on Jim so he…

Do you understand how awful you are? You’re awful. I’m sad I had to see your comments here after so many months off.

“Elizabeth spits back at him ‘You can take your foreign bullshit and shove it up your ass.’”

Man Uses His Race to Shield His Misogyny

That’s not a cute look.

Man On Internet Thinks Female Comedian Isn’t Funny

You fucking suck, dude. I’ve never seen a comment of yours that wasn’t total ass.

I don’t think “Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale” is a dig at Huckabee-Sanders’ appearance so much as at her role as a willingly propping up a regressive administration through propaganda re-education? (Especially with the Pence line to follow-up.)

Obligatory Alternate Picks For This Week’s Theme Post:

Hugh Grant wasn’t in “Damage.” I think you may be thinking of Rupert Graves, who’s about the same age and has a very ‘90s Grant-ish haircut in this film.