For that period of time, in-his-prime T Mac was one of my favorite players to watch.... second only to his cousin Vince. 

Pending Raymond Felton signing with anyone this season he’s the last UNC player left from not only the Dean Smith era but he’s outlasted anyone who played for Bill Guthridge and Matt Doherty as well.

It’s a no doubter he’s the last of Dean Smith’s players still active in the league, right?

By the time Zion Williamson has been born, Vince Carter was a 2nd year vet, only 3 1/2 months away from dunking over Frederic Weis.

How am I suppose to be hungry for a W when I’m filling up on turnovers?

Some PGA pros have attitude problems, some are chuds, some are rude to fans, and some are addicted to gambling and adultery. But when it comes to shafting the game of golf, Bryson DeChambeau has only one way to do it.

When it happens at Bowman Gray, its a bunch of dumb rednecks committing vehicular assault. When it happens in the much more CULTURED Europe, it is sophisticated and adorable.

Picture taken at the Google retreat in Sicily.

Dubbed the “big flush,” every toilet and urinal will be flushed at the same time as all the faucets in the stadium are turned on.

Sadly, it’s a leadership skill that can’t be taught.  Adding 17 to stuff is just an ability you have to be born with.

I can figure out real quick how far a field goal kick is from the spot of the ball

“If I’m the king, the first thing I do is try to stop the plague.”

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

Freddie: *smashes a home run*
Me: *makes fun of little Charlie for getting owned by his dad*
Freddie: *runs offscreen*
Me (not understanding object permanence): “Where’d he go?!”

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

This is something you learn when you are 8 years old when playing hockey. Exit the zone before going to the bench. Yes, it is a stupid rule that doesn’t affect the game play. It is the same as turning toward second base after you cross first base playing baseball. In youth hockey, before the 2nd period starts, one of…

The Islanders’ Best Hope Against The Hurricanes Is A War Of Attrition 

My neighbors and I don’t know each other too well, so I’m looking forward to spending the next HOA meeting explaining why screaming “FUCK DON CHERRY” at midnight here in NC was totally apropos.

I’m delighted for him. My former BiL caddied for him once, and said he was one of the nicest players he’d met – and he’s caddied on the European and US tours!