I mean, Trevor definitely fooled around with the mutual friend, right?

My 2 year old pronounces it “Kanza Shitty” and I’ve never once corrected him. 

Deadspin needs to dig a little deeper into this guy who bought three J.P. Losman jerseys. Jesus christ

I made a word cloud of everything the fans wrote

I can’t even think of a good Cole Beasley jab, and I named my cat after him as a fucking joke.

For dinner one night we decided to go to the delightfully trashy “Heart Attack Grill”, which offers free food to anyone weighing over 300 lbs. One of their many, MANY novelty “charms” is that they have their waitresses all dressed up as sexy nurses, and these women are supposed to straight-up paddle any customer who…

Football Hootie

Also, Cialis is a third thing, you should ask your doctor if Sia, Ciara or Cialis are right for you.

That would easily be Magary’s line of the year, if he hadn’t previously come up with “Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.”

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Chargers fans

Hiding in the slots and bolting at the wrong time in a way that catches the eyes of officials is what Michael Bennett does for a living.

“Two to three years of regular sexual contact with your wife is probably enough to close the gap with your mom.” -Drew Magary.

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

You think a kid won’t use email until they’re 18? Are you Amish?

Jacksonville fan.