@ShaughnTr0n: MOMMY LIES!

@dracosummoner: No he's not. He's simply beaten the game 100% before, like me :P

@ceilingFANBOY: The red barrel is dead! Long live the red barrel!

Oy. I leave in one month for a semester in Shanghai. Was worried something like this was gonna happen.

Man these screens don't do the game justice. The faces in motion seem so much more lifelike.

@AARST: Nahh...I think she just likes circles =P

Tragic. Utterly tragic.

I'm sending that bit about Bayonetta to several people right now. Thanks for that.

@Cpt Stupendous: Were they married in international waters? If not, damn their sacrilegious marriage to HADES!!

PETA, man...

For me, the controls are part of the reason I love SotC so much. Wander is an inexperienced fighter — and so are you. His controls are sloppy, his sword swings imprecise. He's never slain a colossus before, and neither have you. It's the same as playing as a badass such as Kratos or Macus Fenix, albeit in reverse.…

@TwistedChimp: Aaaaaand hearted.

@TwistedChimp: The....eighties? Apparently I was born then, but no one dares tell tales of the decade's sorrows, for fear the fashion will return.

@dafthero: There is no such thing as a productive hobby, for to partake in a hobby is not to be productive, but to enjoy oneself. QED.

@affable.gentleman: Wait...there was a time...before the internet!??

The one and only shirt I've ever bought from Threadless is the Star Fox one (number 18). Love it.

@fuchikoma: Nidhogg is extremely playable but extremely frustrating, as you're almost matched up too well to your opponent if you're both newbies. But it's some of the most hectic, frantic, laughter-inducing fun I've had in a multiplayer game in ages. I'm not sure if it should win this award as it's the only one…

@Arnheim: You know you have to craft your tools, right? It's literally the name of the game :P

@Jekku: Happy birthday!

@mrClint: Sounds like a great time. You say they were employees of Eidos. Are they unemployed now or what? Such talent hopefully isn't being wasted.