Mr. Robot: A hearty helping of Christian Slater

I laughed way too hard at these, and now I want a regular strip featuring lil Gremlin D.Va pestering everyone to take her to McDonalds and throwing tantrums.

Don’t worry people, we’re still in the black here. Waifu away!

If this was Russia, they would have dropped this unguided pod into a civilian area and killed 27 people.

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

The problem with all of these is that they are actually Oscar Wilde quotes.

I feel the opposite, anytime a game comes out that looks mildly isometric with a top down perspective I keep a tab on it in and give it a thorough assessment in case it starts shaping up to be the next RPG I’ll waste 80 hours on.

I would say that everyone at Valve is a gamer. We love games, and there’s no reason we wouldn’t want to make games.

I’m pretty sure you’re my spirit animal.

That’s the one I married.

I’ve talked behind the scenes stuff with people in the know (mostly owners of hobby stores I’ve been to or met during the recent tournament in Las Vegas.)

important investigative questions that only kotaku.com will bring

Re: closing costs, you can typically get the owner of the house to pay those for you. Especially, in my case, if they are relatives of a recently deceased. My guess is that they just wanted the deal done and get the money and didn’t care for the few extra thousand.

I FUCKING TOLD YOU!